make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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