I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
