I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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