just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Randomize
