whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
organizing the empties. That sober.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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