kristin has been a bad kristin
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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