Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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