When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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