No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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