you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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