you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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