I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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