walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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