should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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