Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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