Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
