She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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