I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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