Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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