I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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