New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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