So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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