he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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