I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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