Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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