I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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