It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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