Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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