Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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