she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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