I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
well you can't waste a boner
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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