I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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