Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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