I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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