i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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