I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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