How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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