she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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