I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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