Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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