She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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