He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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