This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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