The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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