am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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