i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she told me i tasted like america
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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