Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
