Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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