I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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