Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You need a sexual gate keeper
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Randomize
