That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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