No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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