But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Do plants get herpes?
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