sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Pooping to opera.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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