it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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